About

Fernando Giannotti is a writer, economist, and comedian from Dayton, Ohio. He is a member of the comedy troupe '5 Barely Employable Guys.' He holds a B.A. in Economics and History and an M.S. in Finance from Vanderbilt University as well as a B.A. in the Liberal Arts from Hauss College. A self-labeled doctor of cryptozoology, he continues to live the gonzo-transcendentalist lifestyle and strives to live an examined life.

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

The Coffeehouse: Cradle of Conversation, Catalyst of Civilization

From the swirling steam of a dark roast to the clatter of conversation and ideas, coffeehouses have long served as more than mere vendors of caffeinated drinks—they have been incubators of democracy, centers of intellectual exchange, and engines of historical transformation. Across cultures and centuries, the coffeehouse has acted as a public square for discussion, dissent, and discovery. From the Ottoman Empire to Enlightenment Europe, and from revolutionary Paris to the cafés of Vienna, coffeehouses have repeatedly hosted the minds that moved the world.

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

🕷️ A Guide to Life from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1994)

 

Timeless Wisdom from the Wall-Crawler


The 1994 Spider-Man: The Animated Series is far more than a superhero cartoon—it’s a crash course in resilience, responsibility, and emotional growth. Week after week, Peter Parker doesn’t just battle villains; he confronts the same dilemmas we all face: failure, love, identity, self-doubt, and sacrifice.

This guide distills the series’ general truths and episode-specific insights into practical life principles. Whether you're a student, a parent, or just trying to make sense of the world, these lessons offer a moral roadmap worth following.

You Can Learn Everything You Need in Life from the 1994 Spider-Man: The Animated Series

 In the pantheon of superheroes, few resonate with audiences across generations like Spider-Man. And among the many portrayals of the character, the 1994 Spider-Man: The Animated Series stands out not only for its faithfulness to the spirit of Stan Lee’s original vision, but also for its remarkable moral clarity and emotional depth. Beneath its action-packed scenes and colorful villains lies a rich moral blueprint—one that offers enduring lessons on responsibility, sacrifice, resilience, and the human condition. In truth, you can learn everything you need in life from this cartoon.

Policing as a Public Good: The Case for Adequate Funding of Municipal Police Departments

 In recent years, American discourse around law enforcement has become polarized, often reduced to binary slogans like “Defund the Police” or “Back the Blue.” Lost in this simplification is a deeper, more systemic issue plaguing many municipal police departments across the United States: chronic underfunding. This problem does not merely hinder law enforcement effectiveness—it warps incentives, erodes community trust, and undermines the foundational role of policing in a free and orderly society.

To move beyond slogans and toward genuine reform, the United States must recognize what many overlook: municipal police forces are an essential public good. As such, they deserve stable, adequate public investment—not reliance on fines, fees, and forfeitures to survive. The path to safer communities, more effective policing, and restored public trust does not lie in defunding, but in restructuring and reinvesting.

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Why George Washington Was Perhaps the Greatest U.S. President

 George Washington’s place as perhaps the greatest president in American history stems not only from what he did, but from what he chose not to do. In an era when power was rarely surrendered voluntarily, Washington established a precedent that fundamentally shaped the future of the United States: he gave up power willingly. This single act set a standard of democratic transition that many nations, even centuries later, still struggle to achieve.

The British Roots of American Democracy

 The United States owes a great deal of its enduring democratic stability, institutional strength, and long-term prosperity to the nation that once colonized it: Great Britain. While it may seem paradoxical to credit a former imperial ruler for the democratic success of its rebellious offspring, a closer look at history reveals that Britain’s legacy provided the United States with a uniquely advantageous starting point in its journey toward self-governance.

The Uniqueness of the Four Canonical Gospels in Religious History

 The four canonical gospels—Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John—stand apart in the world of religious literature for their radically different portrayal of divine-human interaction. While many religious traditions frame divine revelation through the lens of lawgiving, political consolidation, or ethnonational identity, the gospels introduce a figure—Jesus of Nazareth—whose teachings and life challenge nearly every conventional pattern of religious authority before him.

How an Independent Candidate Could Win the U.S. Presidency in the Modern Two-Party System

 In the modern political landscape of the United States, dominated for over 160 years by the Democratic and Republican parties, the idea of an independent candidate winning the presidency seems far-fetched. However, history shows that political systems are not immutable. Under the right conditions—marked by institutional distrust, generational change, and technological disruption—an independent candidate could break through the duopoly and claim the nation’s highest office. This essay explores how such a feat could theoretically be achieved and outlines the necessary electoral, organizational, and strategic steps to make it plausible.

Monday, July 7, 2025

Beyond Left and Right: America Needs a Bold, Post-Ideological Center

 American political movements are in a state of flux. On both the right and left, populism is rising, fueled by widespread disillusionment with the government and its institutions. These movements appear, at first glance, to be diametrically opposed—but beneath their rhetoric lies a shared diagnosis: the current system is no longer working for ordinary Americans.

A Missed Marshall Plan: Learning from the Past to Shape the Post-Autocratic Future

 In the aftermath of World War II, the United States made one of the most farsighted strategic decisions in modern history: it did not merely defeat its enemies—it rebuilt them. Through the Marshall Plan and other aid programs, the U.S. helped Germany, Japan, Italy, and later South Korea transition from war-torn, authoritarian states into vibrant liberal democracies and thriving economies. These former adversaries became among America’s strongest allies and most reliable partners in the global order.

What Macron Got Wrong: Executional Mistakes and a Better Path for France

 Emmanuel Macron entered French politics like a lightning bolt. A former investment banker and Economy Minister, he defied political gravity by creating a new party from scratch, defeating both of France's traditional major parties, and winning the presidency in 2017 on a centrist, reformist, and pro-European platform. He offered an appealing vision: to transcend the outdated left-right divide, modernize France, and restore its global and European leadership.

Saturday, July 5, 2025

The Five Greatest Military Commanders in Recorded Human History: A Meritocratic Analysis

 History is replete with generals, kings, and emperors who waged wars, conquered territories, and bent nations to their will. Yet true military greatness transcends the mere accumulation of victories or land. It resides in brilliance under adversity, innovation under pressure, and the ability to inspire and transform the battlefield with limited means. Traditional rankings often elevate those who commanded empires and massive standing armies. But if we apply more meritocratic and holistic standards—favoring ingenuity, leadership, strategy, and ethical clarity—a different, arguably more profound, pantheon emerges.

This essay argues that the five greatest military commanders in recorded human history are: 1) Spartacus, 2) Hannibal Barca, 3) Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, 4) Napoleon Bonaparte, and 5) Scipio Africanus. Each earned this distinction not merely by winning battles, but by accomplishing extraordinary feats with limited resources, reshaping military thinking, and leaving legacies that continue to echo across time.

The Greatest Commander: Making the Case for Spartacus

Throughout human history, military greatness has often been measured by conquest, empire-building, or battlefield innovation. Names like Alexander the Great, Hannibal Barca, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon Bonaparte dominate historical memory—commanders who wielded vast armies, commanded nations, and shaped the world through campaigns of territorial expansion. Yet one name—Spartacus—defies these conventions. A Thracian gladiator who rose from slavery to challenge the might of the Roman Republic, Spartacus stands apart as a figure of extraordinary military talent, leadership, and moral clarity. Though ultimately defeated, his campaign, waged with no resources, no nation, and no military hierarchy, constitutes one of the most remarkable military feats in human history. If greatness is defined by strategic brilliance under adversity, tactical improvisation, leadership, and historical impact, then Spartacus deserves to be recognized as the greatest military commander in recorded human history.

Rethinking Greatness: The Case for Philip II and the Inherited Legacy of Alexander the Great

 Alexander the Great is often hailed as the most brilliant military commander in recorded history. His conquests across Asia, undefeated battle record, and daring battlefield maneuvers have earned him near-mythical status. However, to evaluate military greatness properly, one must look not only at the outcomes but also at the starting conditions. When doing so, Alexander's achievements, though extraordinary, appear significantly dependent on the comprehensive military, political, and economic infrastructure built by his father, Philip II of Macedon. This essay argues that Alexander’s legacy, while exceptional, is deeply rooted in inherited advantages—advantages that must temper any claim that he was the greatest military commander of all time.

Thursday, July 3, 2025

Baseball and the American Character

The connection between baseball and the American character runs deep, and captures a profound truth: baseball is one of the few games where failure is not only accepted, but built into the structure of success.

The Foundation of Connection: Why Trust Lies at the Heart of Every Relationship

 At the core of every meaningful relationship—be it a friendship, a romantic partnership, a family tie, or even a professional alliance—lies a single, powerful force: trust. Without it, relationships become fragile, tense, and often transactional. With it, people experience a sense of safety, connection, and belonging that allows them to thrive both individually and together.

Subway Expansion to Reduce Long‑Term Housing Costs in New York City

 

New York City’s housing affordability crisis has become one of the most pressing issues facing residents and policymakers alike. While debates often focus on zoning reforms or rent control, one of the most powerful and underutilized tools for long-term affordability is transportation infrastructure—specifically, subway expansion. Extending existing lines, introducing new express trains, and building entirely new routes can make outer-borough living more viable, unlock new housing development, and ultimately bring down housing costs across the city.

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

A Right to Connect: Why Every American Household Should Have Legally Guaranteed Access to the Internet

 Introduction


In 1934, the United States passed the Communications Act, a landmark piece of legislation that aimed to ensure "to all the people of the United States, a rapid, efficient, Nation-wide... wire and radio communication service." Over time, this commitment evolved into what became known as universal service—the legal requirement that every American household have access to affordable telephone service. This policy catalyzed economic development, enhanced public safety, connected rural areas, and strengthened American democracy.

A Balanced Prescription: Expanding U.S. Government Healthcare Price Negotiation While Protecting Access and Providers

 Introduction


The United States spends more per capita on healthcare than any other nation, yet ranks poorly on many key health outcomes such as life expectancy, maternal mortality, and chronic disease management. At the heart of this paradox lies a fragmented system riddled with price opacity, inefficiencies, and extreme cost variation. One of the most consequential levers to address this dysfunction is expanding the U.S. government's ability to negotiate healthcare prices—beyond prescription drugs and into services and procedures.