About

Fernando Giannotti is a writer, economist, and comedian from Dayton, Ohio. He is a member of the comedy troupe '5 Barely Employable Guys.' He holds a B.A. in Economics and History and an M.S. in Finance from Vanderbilt University as well as a B.A. in the Liberal Arts from Hauss College. A self-labeled doctor of cryptozoology, he continues to live the gonzo-transcendentalist lifestyle and strives to live an examined life.

Friday, April 4, 2025

Echoes Through Time: The Striking Parallels Between the Punic Wars and the World Wars

   “History never repeats itself, but it does often rhyme.”

— Mark Twain 


When people think of historical parallels, few would naturally draw a line from the ancient battlefields of Carthage and Rome to the mechanized trenches and blitzkriegs of the 20th century. And yet, history doesn’t just repeat—it rhymes. In the case of the Punic Wars (264–146 BCE) and the World Wars (1914–1945 CE), the rhymes are profound and revealing.

    Separated by more than two thousand years, these two eras of conflict show an uncanny symmetry: the narrative of military resilience betrayed by political surrender, the imposition of harsh peace treaties, the rise of charismatic leaders bent on revenge, and the ultimate defeat of once-great powers. By unpacking these echoes, we gain not only a deeper understanding of the past, but a chilling reminder of how easily the cycle of war and resentment can repeat.


Tuesday, September 24, 2024

The United States Must Lead in Space for the Future of Liberal Democracy

 In 1962, at the height of the Cold War, President John F. Kennedy stood before an audience at Rice University and declared that the United States would go to the moon. His speech, famous for its bold vision, symbolized the ideological struggle between liberal democracy and authoritarianism. Kennedy understood that space was not merely a technological frontier; it was also a battleground for the future of human freedom. Sixty years later, the United States faces a new challenge, but the stakes remain the same. Today, the world is witnessing the rise of another global authoritarian power—China—whose ambitions extend into space. For the sake of liberal democracy, civil liberties, and basic human rights, it is imperative that the United States remains the world leader in space exploration and technology.

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Revitalizing Italian Football: A Plan for Serie A to Compete with the Premier League

    Italian football, once considered the pinnacle of world soccer, has seen its dominance wane in recent years as the English Premier League (EPL) has become the most lucrative and powerful football league globally. In the 1990s and early 2000s, Serie A boasted some of the best teams in the world—clubs like AC Milan, Inter Milan, Juventus, and Roma routinely competed for European championships and featured many of the world’s top players. However, as the Premier League secured increasingly lucrative television contracts, its financial superiority allowed it to attract and retain the best talent, leaving Serie A struggling to compete at the same level. While it is unlikely that Serie A can surpass the EPL in the near future, there is no reason it cannot position itself as the second-best league in the world, both financially and in terms of overall competitiveness. By taking strategic actions and leveraging unique advantages, Serie A can once again rise to prominence. This solution revolves around three critical pillars: modern stadium ownership, world-class academy and analytics systems, and capitalizing on Italy’s cultural appeal.

Thursday, September 5, 2024

Confronting the New Geopolitical Reality: A Multipolar Solution for a Multipolar World

 The world is undergoing a profound shift in its geopolitical landscape, entering what many analysts now describe as a multipolar world. This new reality stands in stark contrast to the two-polar world that defined international relations from the end of World War II to the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. During the Cold War, the global power dynamic was largely shaped by the rivalry between the United States and the Soviet Union, with the rest of the world falling into one of two ideological blocs. The end of the Cold War seemed to herald a period of unchallenged American dominance, yet this unipolar moment has proven to be short-lived. Today, the United States and its western allies face challenges from multiple fronts—autocratic regimes like those of Russia and China, theocratic governments like that of Iran, and various other actors who reject the principles of liberal democracy. This multipolar world demands a new approach to international relations, one that moves beyond Cold War thinking and acknowledges the complexities of modern global politics.

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Reimagining the Clinton Presidency: What If Different Choices Had Shaped a Better World?

 The presidency of Bill Clinton was marked by significant achievements, including economic prosperity and diplomatic successes. However, history often leaves us wondering what might have been had different choices been made at crucial junctures. In particular, several key decisions during Clinton’s tenure could have dramatically altered the geopolitical and economic landscape of today’s world. What if the United States, alongside Western Europe, had organized a Marshall Plan for Russia and Eastern Europe after the collapse of the Soviet Union? What if Clinton had used the budget surplus of the 1990s to pay down the national debt instead of creating a middle-class tax cut? And what if Clinton had demanded democratic political concessions from China in exchange for entry into the World Trade Organization (WTO)? By exploring these alternative scenarios, we can imagine a world that might have been more stable, prosperous, and democratic.

Addressing the Crisis of Illegal Immigration in the United States: A Comprehensive Plan for Reform

 The United States is currently grappling with a significant influx of illegal immigrants and asylum seekers, particularly along its southern border with Mexico. This situation presents a complex and multifaceted challenge, with tens of millions of illegal immigrants already residing within the country. Historically, the United States has been a nation that welcomes immigrants and assimilates them successfully into its social fabric. However, illegal immigration poses distinct problems that differ from those associated with legal immigration. These issues include the strain on public services and infrastructure, distortions in the labor and housing markets, and broader challenges to the nation’s legal and economic systems. To address this crisis effectively, a comprehensive approach is necessary—one that respects human rights, ensures fairness, and is rooted in practical solutions.

Monday, August 26, 2024

Addressing Political Polarization in the United States: A Call for Unity Around Shared Values

 Political polarization has become a defining feature of contemporary American society, with citizens increasingly divided along ideological lines. This growing divide is evident in the heightened animosity between political parties, the contentious nature of public discourse, and the stark differences in how Americans perceive key issues. The causes of this polarization are complex and multifaceted, with several contributing factors driving the wedge deeper between opposing sides. To address this pressing issue, it is essential to understand the underlying causes and focus on solutions that emphasize shared values and common ground.